Hear ye, hear ye, noble Santa of the Realm,
I, Merlin, the ferret with a tale as mysterious as the enchanted forest, pen this missive from the shelter abode. Gather 'round, for my story unfolds like an ancient scroll, filled with magic and mirth. 'Twas a day when my shelter mom received a message about a curious ferret sighting in the RV park. The informant spoke of nighttime surveillance, capturing a creature, possibly me, savoring strawberries from the bountiful garden and vanishing beneath a shadowy shed. The video, though akin to a medieval blur, suggested the antics of a mischievous opossum. But lo and behold, my shelter mom, armed with the mightiest of squeaky toys and the noisiest treat bag, embarked on a quest to unveil the truth. After a mere fifteen minutes of enchanting melodies and aromatic temptations, a little ferret head, that of yours truly, emerged from the depths beneath the shed. Merlin, they called me, and despite the fleas that clung to my fur like dark enchantments, I was in good shape, ready to embark on a journey of magical proportions. In my heart, I harbor a love for places to hide, where I may materialize and vanish with the swiftness of a sorcerer's incantation. Vigorous and full of life, I am prepared to cast spells, dance under the moonlit sky, and bring joy to all who cross my path. Merry Christmas, Merlin, the Ferret Magician ~~~ You shop, shelter ferrets in California benefit! To help our ferrets all year long, please consider designating West Coast Ferrets as your charity at: igive.com/WestCoastFerrets goodshop.com/causes/west-coast-ferrets You can turn everyday purchases like groceries and gas into donations with Raise Right. West Coast Ferrets receives a percentage of every gift card purchased through the Raise Right app. Download the app today and sign up with code DG1F3HV7A4X8. apps.apple.com/us/app/id1498234012 play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.shopwithscrip.app Please consider making a tax deductible donation to our PayPal Giving Fund. We will receive 100% of your donation as there are no fees for you or us! paypal.com/us/fundraiser/charity/2306859 Shelter needs: Amazon Gift Cards Petco Gift Cards Potty Pads (any size) Wysong Ferret Epigen 90 DS Instinct Ultimate Protein Chicken or Duck AlphaTrak 3 Test Strips Thank you from all the ferrets and the people who rescue them. We hope you have a wonderful Holiday! |
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Merlin has a Santa. |