Hi there...my name is Chip...I think the humans call me this because of the implant in my scruff...I don't want to sound paranoid BUT I think the government is following me...Ya know, big brother is watching! They humans tell me that I will be going to my new "forever-home" in NV after the holidays and I hope this will be my last secret mission so I can settle down and start prepping for the "Zombie Apocalypse". I am a self proclaimed "junk-food junkie" and I'm going to be hoarding tons of pulled pork...the humans at the rescue introduced me to this delicacy and I can't get enough! I am only about 2 years old BUT I like to act like a teenager. I like to play rough with the bros but I treat the ladies with respect. Hey Mrs. Claus...what cha doing Christmas Eve...wanna come play with me under the mistletoe?
Chip's Wish List: (any of the following)
Pickle Juice, Ferretvite,, Ferret Lax or Laxatone, Carnivore Care, Nupro, Foods/Diet: Nature's Variety Instinct, Purina1 1 kitten, Orijen, Wysong Epigen 90,; Boost Treats (chicken or rabbit), Bandits treats, Chicken Chews Sticks, Bedding Set for Ferret Nation Cage, any Gift cards. And Santa please...I love crocheted Eggies ❤