My name is Pretty Boy Floyd and since you all been reading the rags,
know me and my partner, Baby Face Nelson, pulled that job theys calling The Great Treat Heist! Well me's partner didnt make it and now I'm in the clink. But you know, the jailer ain't half bad, she's quite a doll! Since I'm fixing to break out of this here joint, a donation to our commissary account (they call it a vet in here) would help move things along. See I needs to buy a poster of a hot doll to cover up the tunnel I'm digging through the wall! By the way, mums the word about this or I will have to bash you with kisses once I beat this place.
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